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Seattle (AP) Less than six months after he was hired, the Seattle Mariners fired offensive coordinator and bench coach Brant Brown on Friday.

Amidst an offensive slump that lasted the entire season, the team announced Brown’s termination. With 3.64 runs per game, the Mariners are tied for 28th place in MLB this season and now rank 29th in total runs scored. In strikeouts, they led all of baseball.

Brown was hired by the Mariners in December to assist in revitalizing an offense that struggled at the plate in 2023. Brown had previously served as hitting coach for the Miami Marlins in 2023. The Mariners are three games ahead of the Texas Rangers in the AL West, but their bats haven’t performed up to par thus far.

Manager of the Mariners, Scott Servais, stated, “Obviously we’ve had some struggles on the offensive side, and it’s not all Brown’s fault, by any means.” We only want to make a slight adjustment there, possibly using a different voice. We truly need to refocus our players and get them back to performing what they do best. That’s coaching. How can you maximize your guys’ potential? We’re going to concentrate on it from now on.

In addition to stating that “Director of Hitting Strategy Jarret DeHart and Assistant Hitting Coach Tommy Joseph will continue and expand on their roles with the hitters,” Seattle additionally clarified in its announcement that Brown had been “relieved of his duties.”

Right fielder Mitch Haniger of the Mariners stated, “Some of these things as a player are way above your head, so that stuff we try not to focus on.” However, it impacts us, and regrettably, this choice was somewhat influenced by our collective offense. We’re not very thrilled about it either. Brown isn’t to blame; that wasn’t his fault.

Before spending five years with the Los Angeles Dodgers, Brown worked as the minor league outfield coordinator for the Mariners from 2012 to 2016 and as the offensive coordinator for the player development system in 2017.