Unimaginable Shocking news: The Miami Dolphins head coach has scanned his team and sacked two more filthy, selfish players.

Unimaginable Shocking news: The Miami Dolphins head coach has scanned his team and sacked two more filthy, selfish players.

Inconceivable Breaking: The head coach of the Miami Dolphins has scouted his team and fired two more reprehensible, self-centered players.

NFL statement, updated: According to the NFL, the racial discrimination claims made by current Miami Dolphins head coach Mike McDaniel are “without merit.” “The NFL and our clubs are deeply committed to ensuring equitable employment practices and continue to make progress in providing equitable opportunities throughout our organizations,” the league stated in its entire statement.

Our clubs and internal leadership team dedicate a significant amount of effort to issues related to diversity, since it is fundamental to all we do. These allegations have no basis, and we will refute them.

In the weeks leading up to the Super Bowl, current Miami Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel, who was fired last month, dropped a bombshell by suing the NFL and three of its teams for racial discrimination.