Nine absurd things heard during the Chiefs’ victory over the Chargers

Nine absurd things heard during the Chiefs’ victory over the Chargers.

The Los Angeles Chargers were defeated 13–12 by the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday afternoon. Here are a few of the things Tom Ruprecht heard at SoFi Stadium.

1. “How will we know if Andy Reid rests the wide receivers today?”
2 “The Chargers’ interim coach remained a mystery to the Chiefs despite a full week of scouting.”
3 “Head coaching candidates who do not want to work through the end of January find great appeal in the Chargers’ job.”
4“Whoa… it looks like a lot of teams have installed that evil Super Bowl turf that only seems to affect the Eagles over the past six weeks.”
5 “Assume you are a quarterback and you find out that Chris Jones will receive an additional million dollars if he destroys you.”
6 “There was a moment of tension that matched that of a preseason game when Harrison Butker lined up for the potentially game-winning field goal.”
“I find it intriguing that the offense suddenly scores six points when Patrick Mahomes isn’t playing after they’ve struggled all season with him?”
8 “Mike Edwards scored as many points in a single play as Skyy Moore or Marquez Valdes-Scantling did in the entire season.”
9 “Okay, nice team victory! With only one week left, we must both teach our parents how to sign up for Peacock and get ready for the Miami Dolphins’ offensive style.