Nine absurd things heard during the Chiefs’ victory over the Chargers.
The Los Angeles Chargers were defeated 13–12 by the Kansas City Chiefs on Sunday afternoon. Here are a few of the things Tom Ruprecht heard at SoFi Stadium.
1. “How will we know if Andy Reid rests the wide receivers today?”
2 “The Chargers’ interim coach remained a mystery to the Chiefs despite a full week of scouting.”
3 “Head coaching candidates who do not want to work through the end of January find great appeal in the Chargers’ job.”
4“Whoa… it looks like a lot of teams have installed that evil Super Bowl turf that only seems to affect the Eagles over the past six weeks.”
5 “Assume you are a quarterback and you find out that Chris Jones will receive an additional million dollars if he destroys you.”
6 “There was a moment of tension that matched that of a preseason game when Harrison Butker lined up for the potentially game-winning field goal.”
“I find it intriguing that the offense suddenly scores six points when Patrick Mahomes isn’t playing after they’ve struggled all season with him?”
8 “Mike Edwards scored as many points in a single play as Skyy Moore or Marquez Valdes-Scantling did in the entire season.”
9 “Okay, nice team victory! With only one week left, we must both teach our parents how to sign up for Peacock and get ready for the Miami Dolphins’ offensive style.
